There’s a Kroger near our house, and sometimes it’s Ghetto Kroger and other times it’s White Trash Kroger.
The thing is, you never know which one it’s going to be.
So sometimes I walk in and it’s all ghetto people and I’m like “Oh my bad, wrong day. I’ll come back when there are more mullets around.”
Anyway.
I have to go to Kroger after work. Just wanted you to know.

