September 2010
13 posts
1 tag
What is your favorite thing about a man?
I don’t know if there’s one thing I like about ALL men collectively. But if I HAD to pick, I guess I’d say their physical strength. As a general rule, guys are stronger than me. And that’s helpful for getting jars of pickles open. Or moving dead bodies. Things like that.
Ask me anything
smacdona asked: Ok Trish. First let me say that you have some very cute animals. If I lived closer, I might be tempted to steal your little furry dog. Then I'd have a complete set! Anyway, how many pets (total) do you have? What do you like best about them?
thatchris asked: You're very funny.
I know that's a statement, not a question...so, a question...hmm....
Do you have a favorite toe?
I know that's a statement, not a question...so, a question...hmm....
Do you have a favorite toe?
I like to make fun of the old people that come in...
The ones who are looking for their doctor and think I’m their own personal navigation system.
So I was gearing up for another round when I saw this ancient guy walking toward the building. With a Ziploc bag full of pill bottles. Then it was almost too much to handle when he kept trying to open the door from the wrong side. I figured I’d give him a couple more tries before I went...
WatchYes, everything that Ryan said. Although, technically I said I think it’s saying “nekkid” which is slightly different than “naked” in that it usually involves a lot more nicotine and malt liquor. I’m just saying.
abqryan:
I think this Walmart clearance toy is saying nugget, as in “Let’s stop at the McDonald’s inside this Walmart and get a chicken nugget or...
Anonymous asked: I want to be like you. Where do I start?
On the way to work this morning
I’m behind a van with a half scratched off “My kid is an honor student” bumper sticker.
Right next to it is another one that reads “Even geniuses run into walls.”
And the best part is, I doubt the owners even know how hilarious that combo is.
You know what I hate?
When you have a conflict with someone and you both vent your frustrations and you think it’s all over but the other person just won’t let it go.
To me this signals that the person has far too much time on their hands and could use some sort of a hobby perhaps. Kite building? I don’t care.
Just go and live your life and leave the other person alone. Because frankly, when...